I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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