Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
My bed smells like the plague
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
