Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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