We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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