is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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