So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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