yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
love makes seman taste better
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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