if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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