i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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