You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Randomize
