fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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