fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
she pinky promised me she was 18
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Randomize
