Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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