Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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