you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
