But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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