That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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