you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
they're like a gay fantastic four
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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