You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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