Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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