its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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