One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
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