Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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