can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Randomize
