Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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