dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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