i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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