I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cockslap morals
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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