honey bunches of taint.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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