omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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