some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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