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I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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