i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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