Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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