Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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