I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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