those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
