Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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