Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i think i have two assholes
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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