I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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