you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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