Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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