But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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