so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
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