get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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