You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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