I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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