Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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