He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
