do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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